all songs by other people / lyrics, concepts and performance by 34es / recorded and produced by filtig / text translations: fouavo, auho, loiza, fil
music videos by 34es
released July 16, 2016
by
You came amid the cold night and said it's hot you took out your shirt and you were horny You told me you had a boyfriend but I was not listening fascinated by your huge belly I do not want to see you again but I want to be inside you the hair through the tight checkered shirt so horny wanting it so but not being allowed to Why are you, are you a monogamous Bear hibernating sexually deep inside I wouldn’t want you to be so hot but it’s not my fault they taught you all wrong. You came by here again and said it's hot Sweat on the big fat ass imprinted You told me about a closed relationship but I was not listening i was fascinated by your big thighs I do not want to see you… You're, you’re a monogamous Bear with a sexy but heteronormative snout deep inside I wouldn’t want you to be this but it’s not my fault that fatness is so sexy so so so so so sexy!
Parrot
Lyrics
1
Good evening, my dear audience
Welcome to my new CD, my new CD featuring Smaragda
A cd full of beautiful memories, emotional outbursts, the occult, and aesthetics.
This CD will contain product placement as well as homophobia.
Welcome to my new CD, my new CD featuring Smaragda
A cd full of beautiful memories, emotional outbursts, the occult, and aesthetics.
This CD will contain product placement as well as homophobia.
2
You're my lover, saganaki
You're my secret passion and I want souvlaki
Bring bougatsa, eisai kapatsa
If I find out you don't want me, I eat mousaka
Tsipouraki me ouzaki
Live your myth in greece and you won't regret it
Santorini, Samothraki
Submarine to Paros, gavros bakaliaros
You are Hellene, we are all hellenes
The only nation without toxic waste
You are Hellene, you're my greek lover
We have the best olive oil in the world
Buy me greek food, manaraki
Take me to bouzoukia and we'll dance syrtaki
You're like fava, yellow lava
When i drink retsina then I puke much higher
Greece addiction, like injection
You're my K, my G, you are my greek tzatziki
Turkish coffee, Hellene coffee
Serbian Romanian Bulgarian coffee
It's all the same, who cares really
Anyway let's call it post-Ottoman coffee
You are Hellene, we are all hellenes
The only nation without toxic waste
You are Hellene, you're my greek lover
We have the best olive oil in the world
Buy me greek food, manaraki
Take me to bouzoukia and we'll dance syrtaki
You are Hellene, we are all hellenes
The only nation without toxic waste
You are Hellene, you're my greek lover
We have the best olive oil in the world
Buy me greek food, manaraki
Take me to bouzoukia and we'll dance syrtaki
Hey!
You're my secret passion and I want souvlaki
Bring bougatsa, eisai kapatsa
If I find out you don't want me, I eat mousaka
Tsipouraki me ouzaki
Live your myth in greece and you won't regret it
Santorini, Samothraki
Submarine to Paros, gavros bakaliaros
You are Hellene, we are all hellenes
The only nation without toxic waste
You are Hellene, you're my greek lover
We have the best olive oil in the world
Buy me greek food, manaraki
Take me to bouzoukia and we'll dance syrtaki
You're like fava, yellow lava
When i drink retsina then I puke much higher
Greece addiction, like injection
You're my K, my G, you are my greek tzatziki
Turkish coffee, Hellene coffee
Serbian Romanian Bulgarian coffee
It's all the same, who cares really
Anyway let's call it post-Ottoman coffee
You are Hellene, we are all hellenes
The only nation without toxic waste
You are Hellene, you're my greek lover
We have the best olive oil in the world
Buy me greek food, manaraki
Take me to bouzoukia and we'll dance syrtaki
You are Hellene, we are all hellenes
The only nation without toxic waste
You are Hellene, you're my greek lover
We have the best olive oil in the world
Buy me greek food, manaraki
Take me to bouzoukia and we'll dance syrtaki
Hey!
3
Expensive lip injections
Trout lips
Floor length lamé nails
Heels four floors high
Sans misery
Hot chintz mini skirt
Your shoulderpads sparkle
Brand new curling iron
Our Stellaki was on guard duty yesterday
Your breasties are tormented
Why, Xenoula?
Tell me, cutie,what’s the matter
Do not ask, Aposmini
Xena is not doing well
Smaragda is gone
She has sailed with the Navy
She has found herself a sailor
And sailed way with him
Love is a bum
She blondily twitted
Your airbag titties
Are long gone
Your beard is bleach blonde.
Your seven layer foundation, oh Smaragdaki
Is never removed
Glitteration in your bathtub, in your nostrils
Your little heart clogged in pink eyeshadow
You had stolen the captain’s hat
You left in a schooner
Trout lips
Floor length lamé nails
Heels four floors high
Sans misery
Hot chintz mini skirt
Your shoulderpads sparkle
Brand new curling iron
Our Stellaki was on guard duty yesterday
Your breasties are tormented
Why, Xenoula?
Tell me, cutie,what’s the matter
Do not ask, Aposmini
Xena is not doing well
Smaragda is gone
She has sailed with the Navy
She has found herself a sailor
And sailed way with him
Love is a bum
She blondily twitted
Your airbag titties
Are long gone
Your beard is bleach blonde.
Your seven layer foundation, oh Smaragdaki
Is never removed
Glitteration in your bathtub, in your nostrils
Your little heart clogged in pink eyeshadow
You had stolen the captain’s hat
You left in a schooner
4
With a scalpel, gloves and a weave
Princess of plastic
Hormones in my little bag
The admiral is me
I can’t stand this wrinkle
Botox is my only hope
Anyone who dares to touch me will have to pay
Don’t be scared of me,
I’m just a cross
And I know how to find the perfect plastic surgeon
Acrylic, bleaching and lashes
Princess of glitter
solarium chamber, pink bathrobe
oh silicone I love you (x3)
kawai desu!
Princess of plastic
Hormones in my little bag
The admiral is me
I can’t stand this wrinkle
Botox is my only hope
Anyone who dares to touch me will have to pay
Don’t be scared of me,
I’m just a cross
And I know how to find the perfect plastic surgeon
Acrylic, bleaching and lashes
Princess of glitter
solarium chamber, pink bathrobe
oh silicone I love you (x3)
kawai desu!
6
We open corpses,
we sew bodies
But my ovaries are tiny
and I have cellulite
But liposuction
brought me enlightenment
But liposuction
brought me enlightenment
Babe I want a weave
I tell you I'm a doctress
I push the injection into you
I place the compress
Oh yes ... the cold compress
I gave you much of a tit
but you're telling me I need cup d
2 liters of silicone,
your little body can bear no more
I enter the surgery,
putting on some nail polish
and I wear pink clogs
I get the scalpel on my hands,
I create a nice bubble butt,
and I swallow contraceptives
I breathe in anesthetic
I need to find the ER
Later in the evening I’m invited to a ball
Where is my acrylic?
I misplaced it in the belly
Of that guy who got the bypass surgery!
It’s so hard being so pretty
And working in a clinic
Oh yeah… in a clinic
(Sister sister, you how many times I have told you gurl not to steal the patients' nail polish?)
I thread my brows
And change the stiches
I have to run
For my plastic nails
The patient dies
But I’m in a hurry
In the evening I’m going to a gala
Hey sister! Bring the urine bag
Do some work!
I have to dye my hair
Put on some weave and a g-string
Golden hooks on my tits
fake lashes with fuchsia feathers
Babe I want a weave
I tell you I'm a doctress
I push the injection into you
I place the compress
Oh yes ... the cold compress
we sew bodies
But my ovaries are tiny
and I have cellulite
But liposuction
brought me enlightenment
But liposuction
brought me enlightenment
Babe I want a weave
I tell you I'm a doctress
I push the injection into you
I place the compress
Oh yes ... the cold compress
I gave you much of a tit
but you're telling me I need cup d
2 liters of silicone,
your little body can bear no more
I enter the surgery,
putting on some nail polish
and I wear pink clogs
I get the scalpel on my hands,
I create a nice bubble butt,
and I swallow contraceptives
I breathe in anesthetic
I need to find the ER
Later in the evening I’m invited to a ball
Where is my acrylic?
I misplaced it in the belly
Of that guy who got the bypass surgery!
It’s so hard being so pretty
And working in a clinic
Oh yeah… in a clinic
(Sister sister, you how many times I have told you gurl not to steal the patients' nail polish?)
I thread my brows
And change the stiches
I have to run
For my plastic nails
The patient dies
But I’m in a hurry
In the evening I’m going to a gala
Hey sister! Bring the urine bag
Do some work!
I have to dye my hair
Put on some weave and a g-string
Golden hooks on my tits
fake lashes with fuchsia feathers
Babe I want a weave
I tell you I'm a doctress
I push the injection into you
I place the compress
Oh yes ... the cold compress
7
Hairstyling PARTY PARTY with drugs (Yes Yes) I say Smaragda prepare the mirror straight away and cut the straws and you Aposminoula bring out the golden credit cards to break a few grams I want three hot pink cigarillos and cocktails when they spread the dye on me hair I had withdrawals since the morning (And I?) my dear friend give me a line To come to my senses, I have gone mad Hurry up please I will get a fit Hey Stelaki Clean your nose Your got a bit of dust in there you Butler bring five lexotanil And golden vodka You got some clay mask divine skin you got a divine beauty peeling I had withdrawals since the morning my dear friend give me a line To come to my senses, I have gone mad
Hurry up pleaseI will get a fit negligees PARTY Pedicure PARTY (Exte exte) drops of cocaine Take off from the toiletries bag get the file my nails are so stressed you must know that I washed the dildos yesterday They will dry in the morning With perfect hair with perfect tan let’s drop some acid I had withdrawals since the morning (coca) my dear friend give me a line To come to my senses, I have gone mad Hurry up please I will get a fit My dear girlfriends / our parties are insane we got smashed the other day and we’ll do it again tomorrow Party in the backyard With exceptional wigs and pills till dawn
Hurry up pleaseI will get a fit negligees PARTY Pedicure PARTY (Exte exte) drops of cocaine Take off from the toiletries bag get the file my nails are so stressed you must know that I washed the dildos yesterday They will dry in the morning With perfect hair with perfect tan let’s drop some acid I had withdrawals since the morning (coca) my dear friend give me a line To come to my senses, I have gone mad Hurry up please I will get a fit My dear girlfriends / our parties are insane we got smashed the other day and we’ll do it again tomorrow Party in the backyard With exceptional wigs and pills till dawn
8
Irons
Bring me the hair straightener
I have eaten pinks chitterlings
So many years on stage, I know best
I met many, disgusting wankers
Stood tall on my heels
Every night another toilet
They were throwing baskets of glitter on me
My makeup artists, stylers, hairdressers
And from top to bottom in gold
Tsokaro (sandal, also vulgar cheap slut)
I was on stage one night
And suddenly disaster struck
A northerly wind took my wig away
And I am running
I’ve reached the esplanade
But the wind is not helping
No alternative
I was left bald
Baldy
300E weave
I’ve reached Menemeni
I never stop at the traffic signs
Who cursed me, I do not know
I even lost my heel on the street
Rotten luck
Till here
Fuck off
I was on stage one night
And suddenly disaster struck
A northerly wind took my wig away
And I am running
I’ve reached the esplanade
But the wind is not helping
No alternative
I was left bald
No hair
Plastic wig
(plastic)
(the wind is not helping)
(running)
(esplanade)
A dog grabbed it
I thank it very much
I’ll go get a cab
I’m hot
Back on stage all is good
The night will go on
Set the guys up with whiskey
From Xenara
Irons!
And plastic hair
9
Before I go shopping to the flea market
Suddenly as I’m walking
I face a pet shop
Jesus, what bird is that
I want it as an ornament
Can’t be without feathers
In the china cabinet I want a parrot
Silly exotic bird
The neighbors yell
They mess with me all the time
But they don’t understand
What it’s like to have a birdy
You need to be a tough man
I only tell you “Cross”
So I got a parrot
You can take a hunting rifle
What fault is it of the dog
What fate is in store for it
I better take it from you
It’ll hang out even with a parrot
Parrot
Parrot
Two peacocks I took yesterday
They had perfect tails
The house got filled with feathers
Cronos and Aphrodite
I walk them in the yard
We drink bird food tea
They are jealous of the relationship
Between feathery beings
The neighbors yell
They mess with me all the time
But they don’t understand
What it’s like to have a birdy
I put golden Lenor
On my wig to be washed
The parrot shat on it
The bird is innocent
Parrot
(Parrot)
(What the hell, are these chicken fleas on these feathers?)
(Parrot)
You try to be manly
They taught you so and you swallowed it
I’m telling you, get a parrot
Become real for a moment
They tell you become a real man
Normality and boring
Babe, get a parrot
Shiny really true bird
Parrot
Get a parrottttttt
10
Amazons live here
if you wanna enter, get some hormones
Sex-worker girlfriends
and plus-size beauties
Inside mansions with tall trees
In the Amazon in blue waters
Crazy cocktails, plenty of Champagne
Check out this crocodile!
Great massages and cocktails only for our besties
Sun-tanning and carelessness
Climbing, playing and topsy-turvy tackling
Machoness stays out!
Sexism hurts, you know, hmmm?
So many arrows, oh how many arrows!
We push normativity away, baby
Amazons, amazons
they shine like pearls
Berries here, berries there
what a bearded beauty
Amazons live here
if you wanna enter, get some hormones
Sex-worker girlfriends
and plus-size beauties
if you wanna enter, get some hormones
Sex-worker girlfriends
and plus-size beauties
Inside mansions with tall trees
In the Amazon in blue waters
Crazy cocktails, plenty of Champagne
Check out this crocodile!
Great massages and cocktails only for our besties
Sun-tanning and carelessness
Climbing, playing and topsy-turvy tackling
Machoness stays out!
Sexism hurts, you know, hmmm?
So many arrows, oh how many arrows!
We push normativity away, baby
Amazons, amazons
they shine like pearls
Berries here, berries there
what a bearded beauty
Amazons live here
if you wanna enter, get some hormones
Sex-worker girlfriends
and plus-size beauties
11
Thank you for being with me in this beautiful journey. I hope you’ve enjoyed it. I hope you have been moved in a strong and hard way. At this point, i would like to thank the ministry of culture, education and religious affairs, the minitry of tourism Hondos Center a journey of beauty, radio station CrossFM, the ESPA development fund, the municipality of Katerini, the municipality of Thessaloniki, our Macedonia in general (not the foreign one), the Stavros Niarchos foundation, Documenta 14, the cultural centre ‘Melina Merkouri’, the British Museum, Dionysios Solomos, the patriarchate and patriarchy and of course my beloved Greek expats everywhere. See you again in the next “Cognac with Smaragda” and I leave you with a special treat.
12
You came amid the cold night
and said it's hot
you took out your shirt
and you were horny
You told me you had a boyfriend
but I was not listening
fascinated by your huge belly
I do not want to see you again
but I want to be inside you
the hair through the
tight checkered shirt
so horny
wanting it so but
not being allowed to
Why are you, are you
a monogamous Bear
hibernating
sexually
deep inside I wouldn’t want you
to be so hot
but it’s not my fault
they taught you all wrong.
You came by here again
and said it's hot
Sweat on the big fat ass
imprinted
You told me about a closed relationship
but I was not listening
i was fascinated by
your big thighs
I do not want to see you…
you're, you’re
a monogamous Bear
with a sexy but
heteronormative snout
deep inside I wouldn’t want you
to be this
but it’s not my fault
that fatness is so sexy
so so so so so sexy!
and said it's hot
you took out your shirt
and you were horny
You told me you had a boyfriend
but I was not listening
fascinated by your huge belly
I do not want to see you again
but I want to be inside you
the hair through the
tight checkered shirt
so horny
wanting it so but
not being allowed to
Why are you, are you
a monogamous Bear
hibernating
sexually
deep inside I wouldn’t want you
to be so hot
but it’s not my fault
they taught you all wrong.
You came by here again
and said it's hot
Sweat on the big fat ass
imprinted
You told me about a closed relationship
but I was not listening
i was fascinated by
your big thighs
I do not want to see you…
you're, you’re
a monogamous Bear
with a sexy but
heteronormative snout
deep inside I wouldn’t want you
to be this
but it’s not my fault
that fatness is so sexy
so so so so so sexy!